Dinocroc vs. Supergator (2010) Reviews

• More monster camp from Roger Corman

  MartianOctocretr52010-06-27

  Two of the mightiest and most fearsome beasts the world has ever known are brought together for a titanic fight to the finish. Or not. About all these two do is prowl around some island and make occasional jump-out-of-nowhere kills (as if creatures this big and toothy would need to attack from the shadows). Characters all look suspiciously familiar. There's a Xena wanna-be who looks like Natasha from a Bullwinkle cartoon. There's an Indy Jones clone, and the usual Fish & Game girl. Some Hawaiian print shirt guy blows up stuff. There are some dino-chases-jeep sequences. And don't forget the obligatory extras who show up just in time to get croaked. It's intentionally campy, and really cheap. A 2-year-old with crayons could make more realistic special effects, and the story meanders aimlessly from scene to scene. As for the clash of the titans promised in the title; don't blink, or you might miss it. High schlock meter reading on this one, and good for some laughs at how dumb it is.

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• A real life account of Dinocroc and Supergator

  vampyrecowboy2011-01-20

  Documented accounts of Dinocroc and Supergator. With real-life in-depth scares and action filmed in true documentary style filming, capturing the fear and damage that these two monsters do. The title alone should bring chills to your spine and the gripping violent rage that these two monstrous beasts should have you glued to your seat with pure fright. Look for other documentaries of this sort - such as DinoShark, Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Mega Piranha and Super Shark - all true accounts of verified large scale beasts which will keep your heart pounding with sheer fright.

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• Coco Palms Resort has many traditions - Like getting eaten by a Super Gator

  ebiros22011-08-21

  Outrageously fun mayhem of a movie featuring two giant crocs. Great movie because of outrageous motion sequences involving the two monsters. See the two lovers getting eaten by the croc. See the cameraman getting eaten. See the worker getting smashed under a wall Dino croc blasted open. The action is hilariously funny. And David Carridine's performance is pretty good. What makes this movie good is because it has lots of attitudes and they're funny in kind of a good way. One of a better movie from Syfy channel. Everyone and everything has attitudes in this movie, and is a kicker to watch.

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• The Hilarity

  jasir_arafat2011-09-18

  "i know lizards. alligators and crocodiles are mortal enemies." The first 5 minutes have to be among the funniest TV ever created. There is no introduction, no dialogs, just getting down to action filled business. It actually just starts with these words from the large breasted head scientist: "everybody out now. it's escaped." than a wall just explodes and the SUPERgiant SUPERcgi SUPERgator dashes after some white suited "scientists". one of the scientist screams while being swallowed whole with one bite and the subtitles actually say: "Ah!". That was at least a three A scream. There even is a slow motion sequence of the SUPERgator snatching for some sweet sciency meat. Meanwhile the large breasted one phones Kung Fu to establish the "real" monster. (humanity? who would have thought?!) Shortly after that another wall explodes and DINOcroc joins the party. So absurd, so surreal, I laughed my ass off. The same scene is later used again, this time in black and white for a flashback. It was even funnier. There are some scenes that have to make their way into the hilarious horror hall of fame. 1. the waterfall scene. not only gets the guy snatched by the SUPERgator from below while standing knee deep in a puddle, but also the girl doesn't hear a 10 foot high DINOcroc sneaking up from behind. Amazing!! 2. here comes the cavalry. black-suits, of course. except one, who wears camouflage. my explanation is: they ran out of costumes, so they got one that was laying around from another movie. another evidence for this is that they have a strange assortment of weaponry. also, the way how they fire their guns is ridiculous, the black guy keeps jiggling it like crazy, right before he and one other call for extraction conveniently standing with their backs to a body of water... 3. the whirlpool scene. some wishful thinking there. A rich Horror director with two busty ladies? He should have gone all the way and call the guy Jim Wynorski. 4. the sheriff's death. they use the same cgi footage of the croc running past the strange brown shag THREE TIMES with only seconds between. it takes the lightning fast SUPERgator, who can at other times outrun a car exactly 60 (!) seconds to cross the 5m gap. That was so amazing, when the daughter tried to pull her father away, i was on the floor dying of laughter. 5. the showdown. you just have to see it to believe it. all i can say is this: when the dinosaurs try to take over the world again, we'll have some sugar ready. In short: amazing entertainment, you cant tell me that SyFy doesn't want these movies to be exactly like this. Part Horror! Part Comedy! All Awesome! and watch out. on SyFy, later this year, it is PIRANHACONDA. Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer! F*ck Yeah.

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• and (heehee) I thought the 'Sy' of 'SyFy' stood for Science

  hansutz2010-09-25

  of course, of COURSE this was atrocious. I couldn't stop laughing after the dingbat hotbabe informed the audience that they chose a crocodile and an alligator because they are amphibians. um, they are reptiles. Frogs are amphibians. Newts. Toads. The director of this film. Reptiles, like crocodiles and alligators, are more evolved. At least they would never be caught dead associated with this drivel. This is well worth watching if you want an example of why us humans will eventually extinct ourselves. Not because the plot has any insights into how we will engineer ourselves into a biological catastrophe, but because in watching this film you will realize someone is able to earn a living making a product this stupid. We are Romans. Welcome to the Colosseum; the end approaches.

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