God of Thunder (2015) Reviews

• Pupils are fully dilated

  nogodnomasters2017-11-25

  The classic battle of the gods moves to southern California, because given a choice of anywhere in the universe...Loki (Mike Milian) comes to San Diego with the ability to turn people into mindless followers with dilated pupil contacts/ Loki could speak English in Valhalla or wherever, but can only do the demonic voice enhancer thing on earth. Thor ((Max Aria) arrives later and manages to combat legions of armed followers armed with a blonde (Jacqui Holland), a faulty memory, a set of abs, and a diploma from the Arnold Schwarzenegger school of acting. They don't stand a chance. If you haven't turned the film off by 15 minutes, you are most likely a fan of Nick Chamberlin's "Bomb Squad." Acting, script and special effects were all sub standard. No swearing, sex, or nudity.

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• Intriguingly good

  iamwhitewica2016-06-30

  I was very surprised and intrigued by this movie. It starts fast and you have to try to catch up and understand what is happening. It is very intriguing and like others said, the acting is quite good for a bunch of unknown actors. The movie takes you through many different stages and it is keeping the pace most of the times. One movie without too much of "let's- make-out-while-we-are-chased-by-death" scene that Hollywood seem to like so much; they have to keep their moronic audiences awaken! Give some money to the producer, give him access to excellent CGI and that movie would beat any holly-flick on the shelves. It is too bad that it might go under the carpet because of those big names movies that are such a waste of time for real movie amateurs. This movie is Sci-Fi for real. I loved it and I wish their was a follow-up...the premises are all there... I you like fiction, fantasy and good stories, watch this one, you will not regret it. If you are a Hollywood freak, just go watch the purge or some other Illuminati's flicks and just die watching them.

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