Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie (2009) Reviews

• The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen

  samhain-the-dark2014-06-01

  This movie is, so far, the worst movie I have ever seen, period. The premise alone is enough to make you angry. It's a porn movie with dogs that features the voice acting "talents" of actual people and actors and pornstars. It's animal porn with a budget. It's one of the most offensive movies I've ever seen and I don't think I will ever know how it got greenlit unless the director manufactured his own production house to do it. The one person I met who told me they liked it immediately stopped talking to me when I told him it was the worst movie I've ever seen. So I guess the only people who like this crap are people who are too emotionally sensitive to counter-argue me. Certainly says something about the movie itself.

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• Comedy? NO ! <> XXX Animal Porn ? YES !

  tiffany-tnt2013-10-11

  Hey folks, if You like plump jokes and Hardcore Animal Porn, then this comedy will excite You - otherwise it might be some kind of disturbing-disgusting time waste. 1/3 of the movie: dog runs around in city 2/3 of the movie: dog talks dirty with other dogs, foreplay starts, intercourse follows, then of course, how could it not be, a spectacular cum shot is shown - sometimes also a golden shower as grand finale. The changing male protagonists talk while the mating ritual all kind of stereotype crap and the female dog acts like a catholic schoolgirl. 1/10 for the movie +1 extra point for the included lesson in biology showing the mating rituals of the man's best friend. Greetz Twizz

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• Bigoted Garbage

  djnativus2015-04-18

  I wanted to like this movie. I really did! But honestly, it was just offensive. And no I don't mean the dog dicks, vaginas, and sex. I expected all that. I thought that'd be the main humor of it. No.... the main humor is from homophobic, racist, bigoted "jokes" that are constant. I think the worst was the scene with the Shar Pei (Chinese breed... get it?) then later she's eaten out by a doberman (naturally voiced by Too $hort) who says her snatch tastes like takeout. Ugh... and spoiler alert, they do a glory hole and she eats the fake dog penis and he's going "Owww my dick!" over and over. But it's not just the jokes that are so racist, but all the dialog is bad... just painfully written. Don't waste your money... I put my copy up for sale if you really want to see it. But I don't recommend it. Even if you're really perverted and like bestiality and your racist you STILL probably wouldn't like this movie. I'm just not sure what demographic they were going for. Also, as a furry, the fursuit at the end was really bad v.v really bad... So why didn't I give it a 1? Because Freddy Got Fingered exists.

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• A good laugh with graphic detail

  I-TheMan-I2014-03-17

  This is as it says in the title a dog porn film, full of comedy. The film is basically a female Labrador called Sadie who runs away when her owner are going to get her spayed, she goes to the city where she has lots of sexual encounter with other dogs. In this film they have just got some young, horny, inexperienced dogs in a room and let them go at it, then added the voices after to match what the dogs do. There are lots of sexual references and jokes which will make you laugh. This film does contain a lot of real doggy sex you with see dogs licking other dog s genitals, you will see erect seaman spurting dog penises, and a lot more. As long as you don't take it seriously and take it for what it is a hilarious comedy, with horny young dogs trying to bang each other, then this film is really quite good. So why not try. It did win 7 awards.

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